Cryptkeeper

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people who post cryptic messages on facebook in an attempt to generate inquiries about their emotional turmoil.

(insert cryptic facebook status that is directed towards a particular person who probably also communicates in cryptic facebook statuses because they fail to communicate directly and instead elect to post cryptic facebook statuses for all of Facebook to see and comment on)

Homegirl is being a Cryptkeeper again on her Facebook status.

Cryptkeeper by googles33 June 24, 2010

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cryptkeeper five

The greatest band to ever come out of New Jersey. The blend a style of 50's rocknroll, 70's punk, bluegrass, rockabilly.

Cryptkeeper five...and their goddamn rock n roll

cryptkeeper five by Dan Lehner November 10, 2003

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Crypt Keeper

The host of Tales From The Crypt, and an icon to methheads everywhere.

I had to go to Wal-Mart, unfortunately, and I saw three burnt-out motherfuckers who look like they could be the Crypt Keeper's cousins.

Crypt Keeper by MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA September 19, 2009

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crypt keeper

A state of being so unpresentable that you look like death itself. Typically characterized by no make-up, greasy hair, and feelings of extreme ugliness.

Jen: hey! wanna go shopping?

You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper

crypt keeper by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehe September 6, 2011

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crypt keeper

the hilarious, creepy, and all around cool host of "tales from the crypt"

The crypt keeper is the shiznit.

crypt keeper by Adrian September 18, 2006

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crypt keeper

After- dark booty call. Someone you would never be caught out with in puiblic by any of your friends because they are so ugly,nasty..etc..

"Did you see John sneaking over to Felicia's house last night?"

"Yeah I saw him, guess he don't want anyone to know he is fucking that crypt keeper!"

crypt keeper by Funky_Girl November 27, 2007

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crypt keeper

That dirty old pervert who sits the entrance of the stage to harass dancers

If that crypt keeper touches me again I am Gunna break off his bony finger and shove it up his ass.

crypt keeper by Ted monster March 7, 2015

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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