3 definitions by Funky_Girl

crypt keeper

After- dark booty call. Someone you would never be caught out with in puiblic by any of your friends because they are so ugly,nasty..etc..

"Did you see John sneaking over to Felicia's house last night?"

"Yeah I saw him, guess he don't want anyone to know he is fucking that crypt keeper!"

by Funky_Girl November 6, 2007

spankervision

Watching a guy on webcam while he masturbates.

Some guy came in the chat room and was like," Ladies hard, young cock on cam about to blow my load. Come watch me CUM for you!"

I was like,"Ohh wow, just what I been sitting in chat waiting on all day, some fucktard to invite me to watch spankervision!!! I'd rather watch rats fuck!!"

by Funky_Girl November 6, 2007

grizzlie

Beyong ugly, even surpassing FUGLY!!!

Example:
Val: "Did you see how ugly that bitch was?"

Christi: " OMG bitch, I saw that grizzlie!!"

by Funky_Girl November 6, 2007