1. When I die, put my body in a crypt.
2. "Bad evening, boils and ghouls! Tonight's terrifying tale of spooktacular woe comes straight from my home, the crypt."
2. "Bad evening, boils and ghouls! Tonight's terrifying tale of spooktacular woe comes straight from my home, the crypt."
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003
1. Hey baby, why don't you come over my crypt and we'll play Ted Bundy.
2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.
2. I was fingerbanging this stiff I met in the crypt yesterday and I got formaldehyde on my manicure.
by JayR June 18, 2004
someone who is a hypebeast but claims he isn't. now they tend to make their own blog pages, and claim they can skate. they are always following hte crowd, and everyone wants them dead for that, therefore called a crypt
by Mr. Kiddrick March 04, 2008
by matt aka kokane March 02, 2004
(adj.) Not to be confused with the term when contextually describing dank ass bud, conversely here, this is when one refers to something that is gruesome or hideous in nature, resembling "the living dead straight from the crypt." Also can refer to objects that are bootleg or broke-ass.
Ah, gross man, did you see the grenade your boy made out with on the dance floor? Duuuuuu, girl was fuckin crypt.
Look at that car, its got 4 mismatching rims from wal-mart, that shit's wack. No man, that whip is crypt as fuck.
Look at that car, its got 4 mismatching rims from wal-mart, that shit's wack. No man, that whip is crypt as fuck.
by RoobyDoobyDoo February 24, 2011
A man who wears blue and is a home wrecker. He preys on newlywed Hispanic couples & women named Crystal. He is king sancho.
by Liquorstorejunkie February 12, 2022
by Crypted April 17, 2016