A state of being so unpresentable that you look like death itself. Typically characterized by no make-up, greasy hair, and feelings of extreme ugliness.
Jen: hey! wanna go shopping?
You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper
You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper
by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehe September 05, 2011