Definitions by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehe

crypt keeper 

A state of being so unpresentable that you look like death itself. Typically characterized by no make-up, greasy hair, and feelings of extreme ugliness.

Jen: hey! wanna go shopping?

You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper

crypt keeper by Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehe September 6, 2011