crypter

n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.

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My eyes! My eyes!

What's wrong dude?

I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

Cryptard

An asshole so consumed by cryptocurrency mining, that this is the only thing they know how to talk about, with no regard as to how no one else gives a shit.

Man, that dude is such a cryptard, that is all he ever talks about!

by Klaatu9898 February 6, 2018

Crysterbate

The art of crying while you masturbate.

Hey man, That sucks that Sarah dumped you but you can stop locking you self in the bathroom to crysterbate, tears wont get you off any faster

by leTed August 24, 2008

Crapterglow

A portmanteau of "crap" and "afterglow". Describes the feeling of satisfaction, relief, lightness and inner peace, that one only experiences after taking a massive crap.

Gallant: "Hey, you've been in there a pretty long time. Is everything OK?"

Goofus: "Yeah, I'm cool. Just basking in the crapterglow."

by Senor Fluffington December 3, 2009

CRYPTORK

Crypt meaning hidden or under stated Tork is a reference to the word Torque meaning turning effect of force combined together it becomes CRYPTORK ultimatlely meaning "Stealth force cracking the code"!

CRYPTORK is someone whos always in search for the TRUTH.

by IndivisuaLize April 6, 2010

Magnet of Crysteries

Magnet of Crysteries is actually Cabinet of Mysteries said by a drunk "dead" robot named Vision after accidentally eating a chewing gum. No offence Wanda!

Illusion : And now ladies and gentlemen, for our grand finale, I bring you, The Magnet of Crysteries!
Glamour: Cabinet of Mysteries!
Illusion: Yeah, yeah, what she said.

by Loki approves Johnlock February 5, 2021

cryptire

A person who has made so much money from cryptographic currencies that they can easily retire.

Ah heck yes, I just made enough on that trade to cryptire!

by Queegeh July 6, 2018