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crapter

This is a chapter in a book that really sucks - thus a crapter
Dude, did you read chapter 13 last night?

Yeah - what a crapter - made no sense what so ever.
by bobo of the grecian legion November 10, 2009
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chapter 61

The chapter in which Baz Pitch and Simon Snow do Gay™ things. Chapter 61 in Carry On by Rainbow Rowell is the single best chapter known to man.
Person: What's the best thing that's ever happened to this Earth?
Me: Chapter 61.
by rainbow-annihilation July 22, 2018
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craptractions

Surging waves of pain in the abdominal due to an ensuing crap requiring release.
I had way to much to drink last night yielding a morning full of craptractions
by DayvN July 13, 2012
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Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.
I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?
by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020
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chapter 55

Chapter 55 is where Rhys and feyre accept their mating bond exists and fuck each other
For an example of adult content, turn to chapter 55 of ACOMAF
by ;; anonymousme August 20, 2017
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crasterful

| CRAH-ster-full |

adjective
To be simultaneously crafty and masterful in an abundantly confident way.

(also: crastery, noun)
The act of being crasterful.

One is crasterful in an authentic way when one demonstrates the depth of one’s skills, knowledge, or experience. In this sense, the crasterful person is a true expert in his or her field and displays a justified level of assuredness.

One is crasterful in an inauthentic way when one fancies oneself knowledgeable but is actually full of shit. This is exemplified when one does not really know what one is talking about but arrogantly rambles on regardless.

Since being crasterful usually manifests itself in the form of explaining something in a very knowing, self-assured way, it can be difficult to discern precisely how knowledgeable the person actually is. While it can be prudent to attempt to determine the authenticity of one’s crastery, this is not always possible. Moreover, contrary to popular belief, crastery does not have inherently positive or negative connotations; rather, it is simply a descriptor that demonstrates someone is “in the zone,” even if that zone is incorrect.

Oftentimes crastery can be expressed nonverbally, usually by flashing a crasterful smile. This look simply says, “You should listen to me, because I know what I'm talking about.” The telltale signs of a crasterful smile are crooked smirks, raised eyebrows, and twinkling eyes. Slow nods are also common.
“My snowboard instructor has been giving me pointers, and thanks to her, I just rode my first black diamond run. I’m glad she’s so crasterful!”

“I am in absolute awe of Neil deGrasse Tyson’s scientific crastery.”

“Take it easy, buddy. I think you may be getting just a bit too crasterful for your own good.”

“In my opinion, Stephen Colbert is the epitome of political pundit crastery.”

“I was really crasterful while writing this definition for Urban Dictionary.”

“J.K. Simmons always gets typecast as ‘that crasterful guy,’ but he’s actually quite an accomplished actor.”

“That’s one hell of a crasterful smile you’re sporting. What’s the plan?”
by roxburyrob00 December 14, 2014
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eronsteron chapter 2

A guy that is the upgraded version of eronsteron and his Tsar Bomba to a greater power, which resembles into it destroying kakumei goku. And his igelkott has also grown so his igelkott is so powerful that it can kill anyone with a tap, and also his eyes have evolved into it being the rotten stink which will do that if a human took a smell they would die instantly from the disgusting smell.
by Xantores August 26, 2023
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