Crypt meaning hidden or under stated Tork is a reference to the word Torque meaning turning effect of force combined together it becomes CRYPTORK ultimatlely meaning "Stealth force cracking the code"!
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Matt: How did it go with that chick you met at that art show?
John: Dude. She turned out to be a cryptoskank. Over lunch she told some stories about times she "was so drunk" and then at one point her phone started playing Black Eyed Peas and she starts dancing, club-style. It was pretty fucking embarassing. So I said look, I don't think this is going to work out, and I dropped her off at a mall.
Matt: I hear ya.
John: Dude. She turned out to be a cryptoskank. Over lunch she told some stories about times she "was so drunk" and then at one point her phone started playing Black Eyed Peas and she starts dancing, club-style. It was pretty fucking embarassing. So I said look, I don't think this is going to work out, and I dropped her off at a mall.
Matt: I hear ya.
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A man who conducts their interaction with women like a pantomime (i.e. inventing a character for themselves) come came of chess, using mind games and 'techniques' as layed down and pre-tested by the PUA band of merry misogynists, in the hope of fooling women in to sleeping with them.
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Woman A: "That guy who chatted me up at the bar last night came across like he was reading from a script."
Woman B: "Probably a cryptorapist."
Woman B: "Probably a cryptorapist."
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