Cryper

A term used for snipers who are upset over stupid things such as other snipers using their scopes instead of quick-scoping. Gained popularity after the 2013 summer update in which a sniper was patched in a Call of duty game called COD Black ops II. In that update David Vonderhaar received thousands of death threats over the update in which the bolt action snipers have been slowed down by a percentage of a second.

Guy 1: **** you, you hard-scoping noob learn to quickscope
Guy 2:Oh jeeze you're such a cryper. Well sorry for using my weapon properly.

by CasuallyDerp September 8, 2013

cryberry

1. (noun) Getting your feelings hurt, being offended or getting all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid.

2. (noun) A person who cries into his/her cranberry vodka over a lost love.

3. (noun) The mispronunciation of the common slang "crybaby"

4. (noun) the product of cross breeding strawberries, blue berries and baby seal tears.

1. Michelle said "Jenny stop being a cryberry about it we are not talking walnuts. "

2. Wow these Cryberries taste great, what was the baby seal tear count again?

by shovex March 12, 2011

crypter

n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.

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My eyes! My eyes!

What's wrong dude?

I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

craper jack

some one who craps in some ones car on a hot day

hey dj do u want to go to my house
sure lets go
they get in car
some laid a craper jack in my car

by brockett January 28, 2009

Cypert

When you are making out with a girl and realize she has a penis. But you go down on her anyway, and she finishes in your mouth. But then when you pull your head up, you realize it was actually your dad.

Ricky: damn girl, you're fine
Girl: hahahah ohhhh, you're so sweet! *unzips pants*
....15 minutes later....
Ricky: *wipes off lips* shit girl, that was some good shit
Girl: son, I'm sorry
Ricky: *looks up* DAD?!
Dad: *shrugs* Cypert

by Loves2Cypert April 8, 2016

crybernate

When you go and cry, alone under your covers with the lights off for a really long time.

Guy 1: Timmy got dumped by his gf.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah. Poor guy's been crybernating all day.

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Girl 1: Omg I failed my exam!
Girl 2: Who cares? Go crybernate a river...

by ChargeitUp October 8, 2016

Gert de Cuyper

Belgian artist born in 1984 known from several works (cowboy brain, mistor I don't feel like, the bathtub,...)

dutch: Cuyper was also a profession practiced in the medievil times

latin: Gert means "he who is strong with the spear"

'I can see you are a true cuyper maker'

by hedake June 9, 2004