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someone who is stupid or does stupid and annoying things
he’s such a cryner
cryner by 12k34 March 2, 2019
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cryberry 

1. (noun) Getting your feelings hurt, being offended or getting all bent out of shape because of something petty or stupid.

2. (noun) A person who cries into his/her cranberry vodka over a lost love.

3. (noun) The mispronunciation of the common slang "crybaby"

4. (noun) the product of cross breeding strawberries, blue berries and baby seal tears.
1. Michelle said "Jenny stop being a cryberry about it we are not talking walnuts. "

2. Wow these Cryberries taste great, what was the baby seal tear count again?
cryberry by shovex March 12, 2011
The practice of smoking and drinking in the same period of time. A practice that often results in the spins. Also, THIS IS THE REAL WAY TO SPELL CYNERGY..NOT WITH AN "S".
-"Adam, I heard you acheived cynergy last night."
-"Yeah, it was crazy. Say, how to you spell cynergy anyways?"
-"It's C-Y-N-E-R-G-Y. For some crazy reason, people often mispell it with an 's'!"
cynergy by kittencato November 22, 2009

crybernate 

When you go and cry, alone under your covers with the lights off for a really long time.
Guy 1: Timmy got dumped by his gf.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah. Poor guy's been crybernating all day.

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Girl 1: Omg I failed my exam!
Girl 2: Who cares? Go crybernate a river...
crybernate by ChargeitUp October 8, 2016
Croner: Crooked Boner. An erection will magnify and amplify the curvature of your dong. This can make penetration very difficult and painful. However, my sexual philsophy is "no pain, no gain."
I saw this hot chick and my dong ballooned like a muh fucka. Unfortunately, due to being repeatedly kicked in my penis, it bent into my anus.
Croner by Josh The Squash May 13, 2005
The frequently used term "crooked erection" became inefficient and therefore had to be shortened into croner (crooked boner). Croner also refers to any object that resembles a crooked erection/phallus.
"Someone threw a rock at my groin when I was a kid and now I have a croner."

"That ogre carries his croner club every where he goes."

"If you come near me, I will beat you down with my croner."
croner by Josh The Squash May 7, 2005
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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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