crybernate

When you go and cry, alone under your covers with the lights off for a really long time.

Guy 1: Timmy got dumped by his gf.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah. Poor guy's been crybernating all day.

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Girl 1: Omg I failed my exam!
Girl 2: Who cares? Go crybernate a river...

by ChargeitUp October 09, 2016

crybernating

Spending time away from regular daily activities after being defeated by the world, to sulk and have a self 'why me' pity party... enabling one to come back into the world, refreshed- back with a vengeances.

After losing Brandon in the Big Brother House, Rachel spent much of a week crybernating, only to be ready to compete to her fullest against the other competitors.

by french tipsy August 12, 2011