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Crybanging

The art of Headbanging and Crying when listening to some thing heavily beautiful
I was Crybanging so hard when I went to see Illenium the other day
Crybanging by KennTheSky August 1, 2019

crywanking 

When ur sad and horny. So you wank off and cry like a baby at the same time.
I miss Pam so much I had to crywanking myself to sleep last night.
crywanking by Nastypamsy March 25, 2016

cranging 

It involves the inserting of eels into the anal cavity with the help of a nude asian friend. Then the ejecting of said eels out of the cavity as projectiles.
The asian chixor laid on her back with her partner cranging the eels into her anus, she then proceeded to crang them out.
cranging by Daws and Samuel April 23, 2004

crybating 

The act of masturbation brought on by a sudden feeling of sadness. Crybating is commonly found after an unexpected breakup or divorce.
Aaron was pretty messed up after his breakup he is still crybating over her three weeks after she dumped him!
crybating by Titanfan January 20, 2011

crybating 

Crybating is a sexual act perform by an individual, were one masterbates while crying and using their tears as lube.
His girlfriend broke up with him. he'll be up crybating all night long.
crybating by Master crybater November 4, 2013

Crybating 

To crybate or preform the act of crybating is when a person is so depressed they need to masturbate to give themselves small serotonin and dopamine boosts in order to get in a better headspace.
I will be at home all weekend crybating so I don’t end up committing suicide.
Crybating by Mustard Bandit September 5, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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