crybating

The act of masturbation brought on by a sudden feeling of sadness. Crybating is commonly found after an unexpected breakup or divorce.

Aaron was pretty messed up after his breakup he is still crybating over her three weeks after she dumped him!

by Titanfan January 20, 2011

crybating

Crybating is a sexual act perform by an individual, were one masterbates while crying and using their tears as lube.

His girlfriend broke up with him. he'll be up crybating all night long.

by Master crybater November 4, 2013

Crybating

To crybate or preform the act of crybating is when a person is so depressed they need to masturbate to give themselves small serotonin and dopamine boosts in order to get in a better headspace.

I will be at home all weekend crybating so I don’t end up committing suicide.

by Mustard Bandit September 5, 2021

crybating

crying and masturbating at the same time

I have no life and girls dont like me, im going to start crybating for an hour

by ENAKENAK August 18, 2008

Crybanging

When a song has beautiful lyrics or chords, to the point of making you cry. But then the drop is so heavy, that you want to headbang. So you simultaneously cry and headbang at the same time.

Man, that new illenium song had be crybanging the whole time!

by ashyy_07 August 1, 2019

Crymaxing

An event in which an orgasm is so powerfully moving, that one, or both parties involved cries after climaxing.

Yeah, I used to have a thing with Tyler but I couldn't take the crymaxing any more so I told him I was lesbian.

by Dylan Hardy December 24, 2007

Cryexting

Crying and texting at the same time.

Soraya's cryexting again, I wonder what he said that upset her.

by Dwizzle418 February 4, 2010