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Cry Baby Bitch Boy 

1: Someone who complains or whines excessively.
Can also apply to females by shorting it to just "cry baby bitch"

2: A Male who shows strong emotion or stereotypical feminine qualities.
Stop bitching and moaning about everything you "cry baby bitch boy"
Cry Baby Bitch Boy by MR-T.bone August 12, 2007

Pansy ass cry baby bitch 

Someone who gets butthurt easily by an opinion of others(when it doesn’t even target them)even though it’s straight facts.
Damn I can’t believe Urban Dictionary didn’t post my definition I guess the people who read it were being too busy being pansy ass cry baby bitches that they couldn’t handle a honest definition.

cry baby pirate bitch 

when your “friend” is a cry baby pirate bitch
boy:you you should play a game with us
boy2:yea join us
gingy:no
boy:why?
gingy:bc im a cry baby pirate bitch

this is what happens when your “friend” is a cry baby pirate bitch

Bitch ass cry baby

Someone who complains and cries about everything and anything in their life to whoever will listen.
I bumped into a bitch ass cry baby at the store. Took me 20 minutes longer just to grab some bananas.

cry baby bitches 

People who were handed everything in their lives and don't ever work for anything. They cry and throw fits because Trump is president and they no longer get participation trophies. So they go around making up words and complaining about Trump and everything else in the world when they don't get their way
Y'all stop being cry baby bitches and get on with your pathetic lives!
cry baby bitches by Theert12 February 10, 2017

Little Crybaby Bitch 

noun
a person, especially a grown man that acts like a child, who frequently complains about anything possible, always feels they should be rewarded with as many breaks as possible while supposedly working. If energy drinks came in IV drip form, this person would have monster energy flowingbthrough his veins and still have a full set of unrotten teeth. Not one to handle confrontation, they will hide until the danger is clear and instead give their response to the closest available bystander. Hygiene, cognitive thinking and motor skills are not a strong point for this person. May be seen waiting in a pink shitbox in the parking lot at work. May also go by the name Randy or Junior.
The little crybaby bitch said his coworker should be hit over the head with a shovel, but not to their face as he has no balls.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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