Crusseled 

To be crusty. To feel crippled. To have dry cracked out bones.

I been awake for 2 days my bones feel crusseled

Crusseled by Bouncelittlekittiee October 4, 2014

make your babies crosseyed 

make your babies crosseyed — one of the cursing powers attributed to groups reputed to have acquired occult knowledge through the use of sympathetic magic.

The key to curses is the concept of duality: in the world of day and night every energy causes its opposite to naturally arise. If you believe in blessings then curses naturally arise and vice versa.

ThIs understanding is also the key to breaking curses through the harmonization of opposites. For example the concepts of day and night are harmonized through a single concept such as “Now” or “Time”. If you let go of blessings; then curses lose their power.

Mess around and find out!!!!

Avoid infuriating anyone reputed to have occult or magical powers; they can put a mojo on your balls and make your babies crosseyed.

make your babies crosseyed by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 14, 2023

crussell 

a elaborate hoax to fabricate one's sporting and/or sexual prowess to gain recognition and sponsorship revenue. Originally based on professional sailor Chris Russell who is actively campaigning for Olympic selection in the Laser Class for the UK.

Guy: Dude, I banged 4 girls at that party, they were so hot.

Guy 2: Yeah right, you're such a crussell. The only thing you've ever nailed was your finger to a piece of four-be-two in wordwork class.

crussell by ticklebunnies October 5, 2010

casseled 

When a guy cuts you in line at the urinal, and when you object, he pisses on your leg.

During a Super Bowl party in Tampa, Matt got casseled in the men's room by a drunk guy.

casseled by Strippers February 3, 2009

counseled-out 

If a student has had a catastrophic experience, a tragedy, an emotional upheaval that leaves that student unable to physically sit through class, has not slept in over 18 hours, is unable to complete course work, and/ or does not feel prepared for the next day's assignment(s)/assessment(s), a student may ask to be counseled-out and counselors may counsel a student out of class; they may also discuss the possibility of the student’s going to the Clinic, going home, or some other means by which to handle the situation.

"Kevin, I can't counsel you out again unless you're on fire. Do you understand that?"

"Um yeah, I just counseled-out of 18 classes. God I hate second trimester."

counseled-out by J Boarman April 4, 2009

stuft crussed

Noun.
The bottom part of the bun in an all-male 3-way cheeseburger.
The crust of a pizza... as opposed to the sauce or toppings.
The one taking it from lucky pierre.

Brucifer felt like a stuft crussed when he got back-stabbed by the man, again.

stuft crussed by Jizzones August 3, 2004

Abilene Crosseyed Cowgirl 

You get a random girl and escort her to Frontier Texas put her head first into a civil war cannon with her legs spread. Then gather 2 acquaintances to assist you in firing the mechanism while watching spongebob then her clitoris is launched at approximately 105 meters per second so you can in the words of native abileniens "fuck dat bitch"

My terrorist companion Yazdani was really horny so he Abilene Crosseyed cowgirled 69 sloots and 64 virgins in one month.

Abilene Crosseyed Cowgirl by Fourndog September 11, 2014