crussell

a elaborate hoax to fabricate one's sporting and/or sexual prowess to gain recognition and sponsorship revenue. Originally based on professional sailor Chris Russell who is actively campaigning for Olympic selection in the Laser Class for the UK.

Guy: Dude, I banged 4 girls at that party, they were so hot.

Guy 2: Yeah right, you're such a crussell. The only thing you've ever nailed was your finger to a piece of four-be-two in wordwork class.

by ticklebunnies October 05, 2010

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by escalatorpog November 27, 2022

Crusseled

To be crusty. To feel crippled. To have dry cracked out bones.

I been awake for 2 days my bones feel crusseled

by Bouncelittlekittiee October 04, 2014