Crushband

A name for a male celebrity crush/fantasy husband, a combination word of crush and husband.

Girl 1: Omg Chris Pratt is so gorgeous
Girl 2: Right? He's my crushband, I loved him in GotG!

by Princess Rebecca May 16, 2015

Cusband

When you marry marry your cousin, he becomes your cusband

Yeah, that’s my cusband- don’t ask any questions

by Boogaloochoo September 8, 2018

cusband

when you marry your cousin, he becomes your cusband.

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"yeah thats my cusband, don't ask any questions"

by MelonMCOfficial October 5, 2019

Cousband

Cousband (CUZ-band):

A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.

They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.

Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.

Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"

You: "Ya, sure."

*One hour later, in car*

Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."

by Trailer Swift March 12, 2013

Cusband

When you marry your cousin and he becomes your cusband.

Yeah, that's my cusband. Don't ask any questions.

by Acrobotic April 14, 2020

Crushendo Pro

Stands for Crying, Shitting, Wanking at the same time while throwing up

A Crushendo Pro is best reserved for occasions such as: HoneyMoon, New Job Acceptance speech and as a generally bonding, "getting to know you better" kind of experiences.

by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010

cousband

A male who has married his cousin or more abstractly, a blood relation. A by-product of incest which is typically found in the Southern states, but not exclusively. Coming soon to a trailer park near you.

That hillrod is Betty Lou's COUSBAND, Earl.

by Mack57 September 1, 2008