Crushband 

A name for a male celebrity crush/fantasy husband, a combination word of crush and husband.

Girl 1: Omg Chris Pratt is so gorgeous
Girl 2: Right? He's my crushband, I loved him in GotG!

Crushband by Princess Rebecca May 16, 2015

Cusband 

When you marry marry your cousin, he becomes your cusband

Yeah, that’s my cusband- don’t ask any questions

Cusband by Boogaloochoo September 8, 2018

cusband 

when you marry your cousin, he becomes your cusband.

.,.,,.

"yeah thats my cusband, don't ask any questions"

cusband by MelonMCOfficial October 5, 2019

Cousband 

Cousband (CUZ-band):

A "cousband" is one who is of relation to you (cousin) BUT wants to marry you (husband) and have your babies.

They do not care that this is incestuous, and you may be the only one in the family that they do not want to kill.

Never drive alone with this person, and avoid at all cost, especially if they attend the same university as you.

Cousband: "Do you need a ride home this weekend, cuz?"

You: "Ya, sure."

*One hour later, in car*

Cousband: "If we weren't related, I could see myself being with you."

Cousband by Trailer Swift March 12, 2013

Cusband 

When you marry your cousin and he becomes your cusband.

Yeah, that's my cusband. Don't ask any questions.

Cusband by Acrobotic April 14, 2020

Crushendo Pro 

Stands for Crying, Shitting, Wanking at the same time while throwing up

A Crushendo Pro is best reserved for occasions such as: HoneyMoon, New Job Acceptance speech and as a generally bonding, "getting to know you better" kind of experiences.

Crushendo Pro by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010

cousband 

A male who has married his cousin or more abstractly, a blood relation. A by-product of incest which is typically found in the Southern states, but not exclusively. Coming soon to a trailer park near you.

That hillrod is Betty Lou's COUSBAND, Earl.

cousband by Mack57 September 1, 2008