Definitions by SovietUchiha

crushendo 

Stands for Crying, Shitting and Wanking at the same time

A Crushendo is something best performed at an ex's wedding as a token of the passing of the beacon.

crushendo by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010

Crushendo Pro 

Stands for Crying, Shitting, Wanking at the same time while throwing up

A Crushendo Pro is best reserved for occasions such as: HoneyMoon, New Job Acceptance speech and as a generally bonding, "getting to know you better" kind of experiences.

Crushendo Pro by SovietUchiha September 13, 2010