Crunkt

When someone is crazy with a little bit of thottiness.

"Omg Clarina is so crunkt right now."
"Ikr I mean just look at that shirt. So crunkt."

by Bigev75 May 17, 2014

Crunk Docta

1. n. what you become when masterfully drunk 2. adj drunk with the skills of a surgeon

"I am crunk docta right now. I haven't paid for a drink and got 3 phone numbers."

by angry ostrich September 4, 2009

CrankThatFrank

Also know as; Milk daddy, Repressed emo bitch; fucking don't eat soap you fucking cuts. Ummm fedora bitch. I swear if you dab ...*dabs*.... shit. Bitch where's my g note warning?

CrankThatFrank: I'm in a blood pack with Tom

fans : frank just post the fucking video

by Daddyryanross May 30, 2017

CrankThatFrank

your repressed yeemo promo whore who is a bitch for Ryan Ross and loves furries. plus he abuses blinds and keyboards and is VERY sensitive to the g note like all emos.

Did you hear about how CrankThatFrank broke his blinds over the g note?

by yeemo August 27, 2017

crunk unit

A Crunk Unit is the measurement of alcohol. As a standard we use a single can (355mL) of 5% beer. We calculate the amount of alcohol in one can. 355mL x .05 = 17.75mL. Therefore 1 Crunk Unit (CU) is equal to 17.75mL of alcohol. What is the purpose of a Crunk Unit? Well with a standard unit we can now compare the cost per CU of different alcoholic beverages.

1 case of Kokanee = $18.95
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)

1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)

by IH8XC November 1, 2005

crunk face

The obviously wasted expression one acquires from consuming too much alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, check out the crunk face on that bitch! Even you could score with her!

by Captain Wreckless July 28, 2009

CrankThatFrank

AKA:

Repressed Emo Fidget Daddy,

Known for:

His ability to please the masses with just his voice and face. The Walmart version of Brendon Urie. Having the best fans in the world :) and his great taste in memes.

Warnings:

do not eat soap around, use musically, or ABOVE ALL ELSE ..... DO NOT..... G note.

If you do any of the above my only response is " SCUSE ME, COULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE"

BRYDEN IS REAL

CrankThatFrank saved my life.
CrankThatFrank is the best youtuber to ever be on camera

CrankThatFrank is YEEsus

by HomicidalAmity July 18, 2017