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When someone is crazy with a little bit of thottiness.
"Omg Clarina is so crunkt right now."
"Ikr I mean just look at that shirt. So crunkt."
Crunkt by Bigev75 May 17, 2014
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Crunk Docta 

1. n. what you become when masterfully drunk 2. adj drunk with the skills of a surgeon
"I am crunk docta right now. I haven't paid for a drink and got 3 phone numbers."
Crunk Docta by angry ostrich September 4, 2009

CrankThatFrank 

Also know as; Milk daddy, Repressed emo bitch; fucking don't eat soap you fucking cuts. Ummm fedora bitch. I swear if you dab ...*dabs*.... shit. Bitch where's my g note warning?
CrankThatFrank: I'm in a blood pack with Tom

fans : frank just post the fucking video

CrankThatFrank 

your repressed yeemo promo whore who is a bitch for Ryan Ross and loves furries. plus he abuses blinds and keyboards and is VERY sensitive to the g note like all emos.
Did you hear about how CrankThatFrank broke his blinds over the g note?
CrankThatFrank by yeemo August 27, 2017

crunk unit 

A Crunk Unit is the measurement of alcohol. As a standard we use a single can (355mL) of 5% beer. We calculate the amount of alcohol in one can. 355mL x .05 = 17.75mL. Therefore 1 Crunk Unit (CU) is equal to 17.75mL of alcohol. What is the purpose of a Crunk Unit? Well with a standard unit we can now compare the cost per CU of different alcoholic beverages.
1 case of Kokanee = $18.95
1 can of Kokanee = $18.95/12 = $1.58
Kokanee = $1.58/CU (crunk unit)

1 bottle (750mL) of Smirnoff red label = $21.25
With 40% alcohol content each bottle contains 750mL x .40 = 300mL of alcohol.
CU = 300mL/17.75mL = 16.91 CU
Smirnoff Red Label = $21.25/16.91CU = $1.26/CU (crunk unit)
crunk unit by IH8XC November 1, 2005

crunk face 

The obviously wasted expression one acquires from consuming too much alcohol and/or drugs.
Dude, check out the crunk face on that bitch! Even you could score with her!
crunk face by Captain Wreckless July 28, 2009

CrankThatFrank 

AKA:

Repressed Emo Fidget Daddy,

Known for:

His ability to please the masses with just his voice and face. The Walmart version of Brendon Urie. Having the best fans in the world :) and his great taste in memes.

Warnings:

do not eat soap around, use musically, or ABOVE ALL ELSE ..... DO NOT..... G note.

If you do any of the above my only response is " SCUSE ME, COULD YOU PLEASE LEAVE"

BRYDEN IS REAL
CrankThatFrank saved my life.
CrankThatFrank is the best youtuber to ever be on camera

CrankThatFrank is YEEsus
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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