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crunktrol 

Being crazy drunk combined with the word control
Last night that party was out of crunktrol, there was a sea of silver cans on that table.
crunktrol by CRP August 28, 2005
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crunktrol 

being in or out of control when you are crunk; see reference to crunk
Man that party was out of crunktrol.. so many drinks and girls.. didnt know which one I had at any given point throughout the night.
crunktrol by CRP September 6, 2005

crunkaholik 

Get crunk nearly all hours of the day
"you are a crunkaholik blud"
crunkaholik by crunk nutter August 11, 2008
a woman's ability to flex her pussy muscles during sex, contracting the vaginal walls and making me think im, oh so big
"you wanna make him feel like a man, girl? use that cuntrol!"
cuntrol by Oxford English Dicktionary September 27, 2009

crunkanol 

The organic compound you find in truly strong mixed drinks. It will get you crunk much faster than a standard ethanol beverage.
Brendan was sure to make his mixed drinks crunkanol. It makes all the bitches crazy for him.

Nighttrain is thought to contain a high crunkanol to ethanol content.

Make your mixed drinks with crunkanol, for a crunked up good time!
crunkanol by RCN January 4, 2007

crunkopoly 

Obviously a VERY homosexual game as described above, as a massive sausagefest gets busy drinking and fucking each others buttholes.
crunkopoly is played by lonely frat boys who want to explore their sexuality, their homosexuality.
crunkopoly by Young Reezie January 23, 2008

mind cuntrol 

A term used when a girl uses sex to control a guys thoughts or actions.
guy 1: Dude how'd you miss that party last night?

guy 2: Damn mind cuntrol man...
mind cuntrol by Conartist66 March 18, 2010
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