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crumpton 

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to have an extremely large penis
"That boy has a large crumpton would'nt you say?"
crumpton by Crumptz June 17, 2005
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crumpton 

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The act of hitting your hand over and over in a conversation.
Your left hand is flat while your right hand is straight up, like a karate chop kinda thing.
Your hands should look like an upside down T if done correctly.
Mainly used when you want to get someones attention during a converstation, or just a habit.
I just pulled a crumpton.
crumpton by pr3ttyb0y!?! March 14, 2010
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mr crumpton 

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A person who usually has a spot on the side of their nose and has a phone in his top pocket recording people at school
Mr crumpton is a lovely man who gave me sweets
mr crumpton by Me crumptons fave person December 17, 2018
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Nick Crompton 

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To not know the difference between countries and cities, and to wear raggedy-ass jean jackets.
That guy is such a Nick Crompton.
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Nick Crompton 

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Yes i can rap and no im not from compton.......

EnGlaND iS My cITy

Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.
Example 1: hows your collar today?
Nick Crompton: Poppin

Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)

Nick Crompton: England

What city?

Nick Crompton: England

.........

England is my City
Nick Crompton by Lil buss August 12, 2017
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Nick Crompton 

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A famous Poet from The City Of England who eats way too much, pretends to be famous and hip, and also whose collar stays poppin
Nick: You know its Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin
Me: Who the fuck is this fat-ass
Nick Crompton by LookAtThisGraph August 22, 2017
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Nick Crompton 

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someone who thinks england is his city and is on jakes song, but we all now he’s not from compton now and his collar stays poppin
my brothers a nick crompton, why do you say that, he thinks england is his city😂
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