crumpton 

to have an extremely large penis

"That boy has a large crumpton would'nt you say?"

crumpton by Crumptz June 17, 2005

crumpton 

The act of hitting your hand over and over in a conversation.
Your left hand is flat while your right hand is straight up, like a karate chop kinda thing.
Your hands should look like an upside down T if done correctly.
Mainly used when you want to get someones attention during a converstation, or just a habit.

I just pulled a crumpton.

crumpton by pr3ttyb0y!?! March 14, 2010

mr crumpton 

A person who usually has a spot on the side of their nose and has a phone in his top pocket recording people at school

Mr crumpton is a lovely man who gave me sweets

mr crumpton by Me crumptons fave person December 17, 2018

Nick Crompton 

To not know the difference between countries and cities, and to wear raggedy-ass jean jackets.

That guy is such a Nick Crompton.

Nick Crompton by SuicidalGinger #01 July 27, 2017

Nick Crompton 

Yes i can rap and no im not from compton.......

EnGlaND iS My cITy

Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.

Example 1: hows your collar today?
Nick Crompton: Poppin

Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)

Nick Crompton: England

What city?

Nick Crompton: England

.........

England is my City

Nick Crompton by Lil buss August 12, 2017

Nick Crompton 

A famous Poet from The City Of England who eats way too much, pretends to be famous and hip, and also whose collar stays poppin

Nick: You know its Nick Crompton and my collar stay poppin
Me: Who the fuck is this fat-ass

Nick Crompton by LookAtThisGraph August 22, 2017

Nick Crompton 

someone who thinks england is his city and is on jakes song, but we all now he’s not from compton now and his collar stays poppin

my brothers a nick crompton, why do you say that, he thinks england is his city😂

Nick Crompton by nigger faggot123 July 6, 2017