Cromptonite

Much like Kryptonite and its detrimental effects on Superman, Cromtonite is that which has a detrimental effect on the performance of the University of Tennessee Volunteers football program. Named after, Eric Crompton, who discovered an utilized this lethal compound throughout his collegiate football career at UT.

Chemical compound: Cromptonite-08

Dave: "Man I really though the Vols had a pretty good chance this year with Kiffen in charge but it looks like Crompton's going to unleash the Cromptonite on the Vols again this year!"

Ryan: "Yeah he sucks!"

by dmcsas September 14, 2009

Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

Craptonite

An inferior building product used in cheap furniture, i.e. 'particle board', or short-strand OSB.

Az- "Ya think that bookcase will hold up?"
Fuzz- "Nah, 'tis pure Craptonite!"

by AzureLupine March 24, 2009

Comptonite

A Ghetto Neazy from the ghetto land of COMPTON, A comptonite is a name for the most gangsta like manz on the face of the Earth

Damn that neazy's from Compton, he looks raw, He's a true Comptonite.

by Bobby-Digital October 2, 2005

cryptonite

Can refer to either of two similarly-"weighty" definitions:
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.

Our founding fathers surely doled out huge healthy doses of cryptonite in their efforts to prevent thieves from locating/accessing their "national treasure"; fortunately Benjamin Gates and his intrepid colleagues managed to de-code everything in time to prevent said treasure from falling into the wrong hands.

by QuacksO November 18, 2018

Croftonite

Croftonite is a slang term used for calling people stupid

i cant believe that hes such a croftonite wally

by Dave Hindero November 1, 2005

cryptonite

Substance postulated by scientists to describe a new quality of altcoin prices plummeting, since lead proved to be an insufficient analogy.

Yesterday my pockets were full of digital cash. Over night it all turned to cryptonite. Better go for some crypternating.

by celebrity_chef June 5, 2018