Crompton

1) To throw an object 10 yards above a person's head or 10 yards short of their feet.

2) To perform a task well in a non-consequential activity but poorly in a real-life scenario.

Man, I would have caught that beer if you hadn't Cromptoned it!

by VolsTotheWall September 15, 2009

Crompton

To say that someone acts very gay but is known to be married or in a heterosexual relationship.

"Dude that haircut makes you look like a crompton"

by Timeq2 December 27, 2009

Crompton

Missing a specific goal or targer by a large margin; occurs equally often in both high and low pressure situations.

Man, she wouldn't have gotten pregnant if I hadn't cromptoned.

by Rocky Top Whistler October 12, 2009

crompton

the inability to play quarterback

Crompton's ability to lose a game despite being surrounded with great talent

by Crompton's Lover September 23, 2009

Crompton

Crompton is a surname and means has a lot of friends but also means 'bitchy personality'.

Crompton is a surname.

by Popular_kid123 January 25, 2016

crompton

the last name of his lordship nick crompton

crompton <3<3

by nickcromptonismygod October 21, 2018

Crompton

Shortest peen you will ever see also very gay almost as gay as colby

Look at that gay boy crompton

by Onboard November 8, 2018