Clumpton

A futuristic device for clumping your way around. Bit like ED209. Comes with mounted chaingun for sorting those troublesome girlfriends. Has a hover mode to make getting to work extra easy probably fits in half a parking space too - bonus.

Can be found on Perfect Dark Zero "Mint just found mesen a Clumpton!"

Clumpton by Baron Von Peppenvort December 20, 2006

clempton park scene 

A music scene that emerged out of the Clempton Park area of inner south-western sydney in mid 2007. The scene is known for its aesthetical qualities among other things. DJ's tend to play naked to no audience in order to attain a sense of spiritual enlightenment through long solitary hours dancing naked to hard dance music. It was developed and coined by DJ EQ.

Clempton Park Scene DJ - "hey man I'm gunna be dj'ing in my room tonight, and no you can't come over because its a solitary journey of spiritual enlightenment one can only attain whilst one is confined to ones own presence and the energy of the music that he can whole heartedly focus on and thus connect with"

clempton park scene by storkman January 17, 2008

mr crumpton 

A person who usually has a spot on the side of their nose and has a phone in his top pocket recording people at school

Mr crumpton is a lovely man who gave me sweets

mr crumpton by Me crumptons fave person December 17, 2018

crumpton 

to have an extremely large penis

"That boy has a large crumpton would'nt you say?"

crumpton by Crumptz June 17, 2005

Clempton 

Clemtpon, meaning huge or big

e.g. adam: sam have you seen calvin

sam: haha yeah have you seen his clempton chin

adam: yess its totally clempton

calvin: hey! my chin isnt that clempton!

Clempton by SAMCALADAM July 12, 2010

crumpton 

The act of hitting your hand over and over in a conversation.
Your left hand is flat while your right hand is straight up, like a karate chop kinda thing.
Your hands should look like an upside down T if done correctly.
Mainly used when you want to get someones attention during a converstation, or just a habit.

I just pulled a crumpton.

crumpton by pr3ttyb0y!?! March 14, 2010

Chumpton 

A noob who is easy to fool

You: I just got that chumpton to think that throwing a grenade at his feet and pressing X would make him invisible.

Friend: Sweet.

Chumpton by Kevin Zeffy April 3, 2009