crumpt

adj. drunk.

An alternate spelling of the word crumped.

After preforming horribly on his chemistry final, Sean proceeded to get crumpt under his desk with a handle of rum.

by mmm...nah July 15, 2004

Crumpt

(adj.) Outdated, obsolete, or culturally exhausted—something that has lost relevance and persists only out of habit, like an old piece of trash that should have been thrown away.

“This whole worldview is crumpt: recycled Iraq-war logic, ‘us-vs-them’ framing, and security-theater ideas reheated from a formula that locked us into an endless war.”

“Cable news is crumpt—rotted by outrage cycles, allergic to nuance, and surviving on recycled panic rather than substance.”

“Late-night talk shows are crumpt—predictable, tired, and surviving on nostalgia from a pre-internet attention span.”

"Bro is crumpt"

by PurpleHorizon December 22, 2025

crumpt up

I messed up

I crumpt up

by Carlbot9 April 14, 2022

Nick Crompton

To not know the difference between countries and cities, and to wear raggedy-ass jean jackets.

That guy is such a Nick Crompton.

by SuicidalGinger #01 July 27, 2017

Nick Crompton

Yes i can rap and no im not from compton.......

EnGlaND iS My cITy

Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.

Example 1: hows your collar today?
Nick Crompton: Poppin

Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)

Nick Crompton: England

What city?

Nick Crompton: England

.........

England is my City

by Lil buss August 12, 2017

crumpet party

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

by userbits March 7, 2010

Crumplage

The quantifiable amount of crumpling that had been accumulated on a specific object. This object generally consists of fabrics such as paper or cloth.

J: The word crumplage doesnt exist.

A: No, it is correct to say that the paper towel has crumplage.

by Immaturename March 26, 2019