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Crumpt
(adj.) Outdated, obsolete, or culturally exhausted—something that has lost relevance and persists only out of habit, like an old piece of trash that should have been thrown away.
“This whole worldview is crumpt: recycled Iraq-war logic, ‘us-vs-them’ framing, and security-theater ideas reheated from a formula that locked us into an endless war.”
“Cable news is crumpt—rotted by outrage cycles, allergic to nuance, and surviving on recycled panic rather than substance.”
“Late-night talk shows are crumpt—predictable, tired, and surviving on nostalgia from a pre-internet attention span.”
"Bro is crumpt"
“Cable news is crumpt—rotted by outrage cycles, allergic to nuance, and surviving on recycled panic rather than substance.”
“Late-night talk shows are crumpt—predictable, tired, and surviving on nostalgia from a pre-internet attention span.”
"Bro is crumpt"
Crumpt by PurpleHorizon December 22, 2025
Related Words
crumpt • crumpton • Crumpty • crumpt up • crumptastic • crumpted • Crumptel • Crumpter Pot • Crumptery • Crumpth
crumpt up
I crumpt up
Nick Crompton
Nick Crompton by SuicidalGinger #01 July 27, 2017
Nick Crompton
Yes i can rap and no im not from compton.......
EnGlaND iS My cITy
Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.
EnGlaND iS My cITy
Nick crompton collar always stays poppin.
Example 1: hows your collar today?
Nick Crompton: Poppin
Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)
Nick Crompton: England
What city?
Nick Crompton: England
.........
England is my City
Nick Crompton: Poppin
Example 2: And where may you be from friend?:)
Nick Crompton: England
What city?
Nick Crompton: England
.........
England is my City
Nick Crompton by Lil buss August 12, 2017
crumpet party
The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.
"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"
crumpet party by userbits March 7, 2010
Crumplage
The quantifiable amount of crumpling that had been accumulated on a specific object. This object generally consists of fabrics such as paper or cloth.
Crumplage by Immaturename March 26, 2019
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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