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(adj.) Outdated, obsolete, or culturally exhausted—something that has lost relevance and persists only out of habit, like an old piece of trash that should have been thrown away.
“This whole worldview is crumpt: recycled Iraq-war logic, ‘us-vs-them’ framing, and security-theater ideas reheated from a formula that locked us into an endless war.”
“Cable news is crumpt—rotted by outrage cycles, allergic to nuance, and surviving on recycled panic rather than substance.”
“Late-night talk shows are crumpt—predictable, tired, and surviving on nostalgia from a pre-internet attention span.”
"Bro is crumpt"
“Cable news is crumpt—rotted by outrage cycles, allergic to nuance, and surviving on recycled panic rather than substance.”
“Late-night talk shows are crumpt—predictable, tired, and surviving on nostalgia from a pre-internet attention span.”
"Bro is crumpt"
by PurpleHorizon December 22, 2025
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