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Bloody Crumpets
The Bloody Crumpets are Emilie Autumn's brigade of backing dancers/singers and the rest of the Asylum (not counting Emilie and the Muffins/Plague Rats/fans). This troupe of girls give her live shows (famous for their muffins and tea, extravagant performances, electric violin playing, glittery corsets and audience interaction), even more of a circus-like feel. Not only backing dancers and singers, the Crumpets have a very big part in the Asylum, co-existing happily among Emilie and fans, and many of the fans attend the live show to see them as well as Emilie - in fact, many of her fans are fans of the Crumpets as well and members of Veronica's Kissing Army, Contessa's Cannibal Tribe, Captain Maggot's Pyrate Crew, etc.
As of 2011, the lineup currently consists of:
The Naughty Veronica
The Lady Aprella
The Blessed Contessa
Captain Maggots
Suffer, the Bear.
As of 2011, the lineup currently consists of:
The Naughty Veronica
The Lady Aprella
The Blessed Contessa
Captain Maggots
Suffer, the Bear.
The best things about Emilie Autumn concerts are her amazing songs, the effort put into it, and of course, the Bloody Crumpets.
Bloody Crumpets by misspipedream April 24, 2011
Tuna Crumpets
Janice! Don't flick your tuna crumpets at me you dirty whore!
Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...
Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...
Tuna Crumpets by myspace.com/gatesofburial September 1, 2009
Well butter my crumpets
An expression of incruligerity at the fact that something has happened or something is true. Could also be seen as shock at a given situation.
Man City just lost to Burnley 3-2 after being 2 ahead with only 10 mins to go. "Well butter my crumpets, would you look at that."
Well butter my crumpets by Cheesy Chips April 2, 2020
butt crumpets
butt crumpets by jam13 September 14, 2006
Crumpets with the Queen
Crumpets with the Queen by Aschnied August 22, 2012
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