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Hardened sex residue from a filthy woman's vagina.
Janice! Don't flick your tuna crumpets at me you dirty whore!

Tell Tina to stop eating her tuna crumpets, it's disgusting...
by myspace.com/gatesofburial September 01, 2009
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