Crumbulence

Crumbulence (noun)
The emotional distress experienced when someone eats the last snack (usually cookies or chips) and leaves only crumbs as a cruel reminder.
Often accompanied by betrayal, quiet rage, and dramatic sighing.

💬 Example:
“I opened the cookie tin and saw nothing but crumbs. The crumbulence hit instantly.”

by FireGirl2025 July 31, 2025

Crumbulous

Good, great, better or well

That sandwich was crumbulous!
This game is so crumbulous!

by Johnathan Timbers March 19, 2024

Crumbule

Small little broken off pieces of any object, especially little pieces that get stuck on your fingers.

I was cutting that bagel and it got its crumbules all over my hand.

by OfficialChillAx May 14, 2024

Crumbulant

Being somewhat stupid; slightly idiotic

Jess: I completely forgot to mail those letters yesterday

Jane: You’re so crumbulant
Jess: I forgot to reply to my friends too
Jane: Exactly

by BoredApe68420 February 2, 2024