Crowel 

Pronounced like foul

Similar use to fuck, drill, split, streel etc...

To make vigorous, often violent, viscious or even forcable or animalistic love by means of penetration of any orafice with the turgid male genitalia.

Used mostly in a derogative manner, wsualy towards women, but may be adapted to suit any situation, even to denote a violent act without sexual action at all. (© Aquateddy)

1- Watch me Crowel this little straggler.

2- I crowled her, Vince!

3- Remember that bitch who I crowled?

4- You have been charged with the crowling, without consent, of ------. How do you plead?

5- You could end up crowling her...

6- You know, crowling animals is both wrong AND illegal.

7- Can I crowel you in the ass this time?

8- Did you see that?!? That doberman just jumped out of the shadows and crowled the absolute fuck out of that kitten!

9- I'll Crowel your ass for that, Taffer!

Crowel by Aquateddy May 28, 2006

Crowel 

Pronounced like foul

Similar use to fuck, drill, split, streel etc...

To make vigorous, often violent, viscious or even forcable or animalistic love by means of penetration of any orafice with the turgid male genitalia.

Used mostly in a derogative manner, wsualy towards women, but may be adapted to suit any situation, even to denote a violent act without sexual action at all.

1- Watch me Crowel this little straggler.

2- I crowled her, Vince!

3- Remember that bitch who I crowled?

4- You have been charged with the crowling, without consent, of ------. How do you plead?

5- You could end up crowling her...

6- You know, crowling animals is both wrong AND illegal.

7- Can I crowel you in the ass this time?

8- Did you see that?!? That doberman just jumped out of the shadows and crowled the absolute fuck out of that kitten!

9- I'll Crowel your ass for that, Taffer!

Crowel by Aquateddy May 31, 2006

a.j. crowley 

An angel that did not fall so much as saunter vaguely downwards. Crowley became a master gardener by threatening plants when they refused to grow, or simply didn't look quite as nice as the others. Hence, to A.J. Crowley your garden is to put the fear of God into it, or replace any plant that is not looking as robust as the others.

Those rosebushes are looking pretty raggedy. Time to A.J. Crowley that shit.

a.j. crowley by Mr. Fell June 15, 2011

Ryan Cowell 

A man who has powers of seducing women using chat-up-lines. Not one line the same "Ryan Cowell" - has a line for every woman he meets (with a 98.4% success rate).

Most recent works include -

Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend (Scored with Veronica)

Do you know what my shirt is made of? Girlfriend material. (Scored with Rebecca)

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you. (Scored with Trisha)

along with his famous:

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? (Tracey, Alex, Laura, Mel)

A Ryan Cowell is someone fathers fears, he is a master of the hidden arts of pick-up and loves a good fuck!

Jayne: I pulled this guy last night and he told me I remind him of a magnet, because I keep attracting him over here!

Laura: That's a proper Ryan Cowell.

Ryan Cowell by CannabisKings March 28, 2019

Simon Cowell 

A old shit who mentored the famous boy band one direction before they went worldwide and treated them and many other people like shit and is known for being a complete asshole but is also sometimes known as a judge on hit talent tv shows like America’s and Britain’s got talent as well as the X-factor

Simon Cowell needs to retire (I would say worse but I shouldn’t)

Simon Cowell by icecoldhabit June 2, 2020

Crowley

Probably the gayest demon in Hell, Married an angel (lmao we wish), Created the M25, Made the Archangel Gabriel shooketh, And cried in a bookshop bc he thought he lost his husband. Professional Snakey Snake.

Crowley is a disaster gay.

Yea man. The best disaster.

Crowley by RhiadiHasDied August 10, 2019

Simon Cowell 

A judge for talent shows who happens to be the Gordon Ramsay of the talent world... which is ironic considering that he doesn't have any talent that we know of.

Simon Cowell has no talent, so why is he a judge on idol shows and talent shows?

Simon Cowell by KingAnonymous May 24, 2018