Crowelling

To be completely stoned out of your mind. To be in a state of permahigh all the time. Being completely blazed and slightly confused. Having knowledge about the universe and how it works, but unfortunately only when high.

P1: Dude I'm totally Crowelling right now...
P2: I know dude me too...

Crowelling by sniggolfoo October 22, 2012

Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!

I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".

Simon Cowelling by Reubens-world September 6, 2013

Cowbelling 

The act of a male pegging another male with a flaccid appendige.

I have a sickness and the only cure is more cowbelling

Cowbelling by HandyBell69 January 27, 2017

Simon Cowelling

1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.

2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.

1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.

2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.

Simon Cowelling by Ramblingvine July 22, 2009

Crudelling 

laying it down the line.

You have presented a very 'crudelling' bargument.

Crudelling by MadamButterfly August 28, 2011

crolling

The act of creeping and trolling at the same time.

Quit liking all my things man! Why're you crolling me?!

crolling by crackerjackrobaino July 20, 2011

Crowleying

do be crowleying means to be doing something very gay
very gay indeed

What is he doing?
Oh, He is just Crowleying

Crowleying by BOOTISART December 17, 2021