Crow-mance 

A word for when a dude is dating a woman who is three times his age

Gene: is Jimmy seriously in love with that woman she's old enough to be his grandma
Sue: I don't know if it's true love but it's for sure a crow-mance!

Crow-mance by Tiltied August 9, 2020

cromance 

Noun: a meaningful friendship or relationship developed during the Coronavirus COVID-19 Pandemic.

A friendship that may be based on chat or zoom, or caused by forced isolation together.

Often the sort of friendship which helps people see the best in the world during a dark time. A friendship that helps you see the best in you, and let’s you see the best in them. A friendship that you know will last forever.... probably like f***ing COVID-19.

Verb: The act of wooing or building a close bond during Coronavirus lockdown.

Cromantic. Adjective, conducive to or alluding to a coronavirus based friendship.

“Hey dude, you chatting to that chic?”
“Yeh man, we got a little cromance going on.”

During quarantine, Sarah moved in with her boyfriend. They had a whirlwind cromance.

“Hey you wanna Zoom date tonight babe, time for some cromance?”
“Oh, babe, you’re so cromantic”

cromance by Countdown July 28, 2020

crowmancho 

A word that you would use to refer to a troublemaker that is a friend

Look at Nick over there trying to get into that bitch's pants, he is such a crowmancho.

crowmancho by palkreg September 17, 2014

Crewmance 

When two people who both do crew (rowing) have a relationship. When most of your social life is taken up by crew, you can't really help it.

Coxswain: Whats up with James and Maria?
Bow Seat: Oh, they're going out now, didn't you hear?
Stroke: CREWMANCE!!

Crewmance by crewbabe February 1, 2010

Cromance 

"Cruise" "romance" or Cromance is a honeymoon between two strangers who will inevitably never see eachother again after the five day bender of drinking, eating, and swimming on a cruise ship. Usually results between the only two age appropriate people on the ship.

"Are you on your honeymoon?" "No, we just met." "Looks like you're having a great cromance. Another mai tai?"

Cromance by Lucille Balls April 5, 2010

Crowmance 

Ardent emotional attachment or involvement between crows (birds)

(Scene) A couple sitting on a park bench...

Man - What is up with those crows over there? It looks like they need to get a room.

Women - Leave them alone and quit watching them. I think their Crowmance is sweet, soon they will have baby crows.

Crowmance by archyis November 15, 2009

crowmance 

A huggy-kissy relationship during which both parties either openly brag about how much they love one another, and/or loudly celebrate whenever they "score" wif each other.

On a less "deep" or "serious" note, a "crowmance" could also merely refer to a dude's chest-thumpingly "CROWing" about "I da MAN!" immediately after he'd gotten a hot chick to let him "lube her grease-fitting", regardless of whether said delightful encounter leads to any further intimacy down da road. Guys take note: you'll likely look like an idiot in da eyes of others if you "prematurely celebrate" --- i.e., confidently act like you're "in good and solid" wif a particular "willing" female just because she allowed you da "ultimate privilege" on dat first occasion, not anticipating dat she would soon "move on to seek variety" --- i.e., groundlessly dump you and go off to look for other horny studs who are also sporting massive erections.

crowmance by QuacksO November 14, 2023