Crowmance 

Ardent emotional attachment or involvement between crows (birds)

(Scene) A couple sitting on a park bench...

Man - What is up with those crows over there? It looks like they need to get a room.

Women - Leave them alone and quit watching them. I think their Crowmance is sweet, soon they will have baby crows.

Crowmance by archyis November 15, 2009

crowmance 

A huggy-kissy relationship during which both parties either openly brag about how much they love one another, and/or loudly celebrate whenever they "score" wif each other.

On a less "deep" or "serious" note, a "crowmance" could also merely refer to a dude's chest-thumpingly "CROWing" about "I da MAN!" immediately after he'd gotten a hot chick to let him "lube her grease-fitting", regardless of whether said delightful encounter leads to any further intimacy down da road. Guys take note: you'll likely look like an idiot in da eyes of others if you "prematurely celebrate" --- i.e., confidently act like you're "in good and solid" wif a particular "willing" female just because she allowed you da "ultimate privilege" on dat first occasion, not anticipating dat she would soon "move on to seek variety" --- i.e., groundlessly dump you and go off to look for other horny studs who are also sporting massive erections.

crowmance by QuacksO November 14, 2023

Browmance

Latest bullshit offering from septic firm Maybelline, makeup for eyebrows. Specifically intended for silly bitches suffering from acute princess syndrome leaving them with something over their eyes that looks like cross between a rat’s turd and a dead caterpillar.

“Have you seen Maggy’s eyebrows? She’s got more hair there than a gorilla’s armpit!”
“Maybelline browmance.”

Browmance by AKACroatalin May 22, 2017

Clowance 

'Clowance' is a name originating from Cornwall, and is often associated with gingers. It is also an Estate and Country Club.

Brown haired person: 'Ohh I wish I was like Clowance'

Ginger haired person: 'You just haven't got what it takes, you brown haired person'

Clowance by Mushh May 19, 2009

Coromance 

1. defines a relationship started during the Corona Pandemic of 2020; a romantic relationship that could not exist beyond the virtual world due to risk of infection, government-mandated shut downs and travel restrictions.

Although their Coromance was intense, they had yet to touch each other.

Coromance by LuluBleu March 23, 2020

Comance 

A deep relationship between a boy and a girl that is strictly friends only. Almost like a couple, without the sexual or emotional attachment. The boy-girl equivalent to a Bromance or Hoemance. A Co-ed Romance.

"Nick and Megan are always together, are they a couple?"

"No, they are like best friends. Definitely a Comance!

Comance by janexbang February 25, 2009

cromance 

Noun: a meaningful friendship or relationship developed during the Coronavirus COVID-19 Pandemic.

A friendship that may be based on chat or zoom, or caused by forced isolation together.

Often the sort of friendship which helps people see the best in the world during a dark time. A friendship that helps you see the best in you, and let’s you see the best in them. A friendship that you know will last forever.... probably like f***ing COVID-19.

Verb: The act of wooing or building a close bond during Coronavirus lockdown.

Cromantic. Adjective, conducive to or alluding to a coronavirus based friendship.

“Hey dude, you chatting to that chic?”
“Yeh man, we got a little cromance going on.”

During quarantine, Sarah moved in with her boyfriend. They had a whirlwind cromance.

“Hey you wanna Zoom date tonight babe, time for some cromance?”
“Oh, babe, you’re so cromantic”

cromance by Countdown July 28, 2020