Tiltied's definitions

Whack-a-mole

A way to describe a chick who's had breast implants but one of the implants malfunctioned/deflated.

I saw Tammy and Gail together at the beach they were both wearing bikinis and each of them has an implant that deflated. So now when I see them it reminds me of whack-a-mole.

by Tiltied August 7, 2020

schleprock

A guy who breaks everything he gets his hands on

Joe: Richie crashed my computer

Mike: again? He's such a SCHLEPROCK!

by Tiltied August 8, 2020

Crow-mance

A word for when a dude is dating a woman who is three times his age

Gene: is Jimmy seriously in love with that woman she's old enough to be his grandma
Sue: I don't know if it's true love but it's for sure a crow-mance!

by Tiltied August 9, 2020

Whines more than a little blue nun

Someone who is always sniveling and whining

Joe: Bill takes the fun out of everything

Dave: yeah, that dude whines more than a little blue nun!

by Tiltied August 20, 2020

BOOGER-BUTT

A gossiping nosey, lying dumbass

Joni is a BOOGER-BUTT she's got her nose up my ass so often she leaves boogers in my butt.
And her head is stuck up her own ass so often that she got boogers in her own butt.

Joni is a BOOGER-BUTT!

by Tiltied August 8, 2020

Numbknuckle

Describes a person who is both numbskull and knucklehead

Joe: Man, that Bill is a total idiot
Mike: yeah, Bill is a first class numbknuckle!

by Tiltied August 9, 2020

Bad News Buffet

A chick who has nothing good to say about anything or anyone

Joe: dude I broke up with Marcia because all she does is complain

Mike: yeah Marcia is a Bad News Buffet!

by Tiltied August 8, 2020