On a less "deep" or "serious" note, a "crowmance" could also merely refer to a dude'
s chest-thumpingly "CROWing" about "I da MAN!" immediately after he'd gotten a hot chick to let him "lube her
grease-fitting", regardless of whether said delightful encounter leads to any further intimacy down
da road. Guys take note: you'll likely look like an idiot in
da eyes of others if you "prematurely celebrate" --- i.e., confidently act like you're "in good and solid" wif a particular "willing"
female just because she allowed you
da "ultimate privilege" on dat first occasion, not anticipating dat she would
soon "move on to seek variety" --- i.e., groundlessly dump you and go off to look for other horny studs who are also sporting massive erections.