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Crow Hop 

Engage in one last grudge fuck, just prior to breaking up with your bitch. Immediately following your nut bust you stand up, and hop on one foot and throw your fist down and say "You are outta here" as if being an umpire at the big game.
Bill what did you and Suzy do last night. I hit it one last time and then I crow hopped her ass out the room.
Crow Hop by macstever November 4, 2004

Cincinnati Crow Hop 

The maneuver made by a person caught unexpectedly with an object inserted into or around the anus. Usually while bending over.
The unexpected prod in the ass made Dusten do the Cincinnati Crow Hop!
Cincinnati Crow Hop by KingRobes November 30, 2016

backwards crow hop 

Is when a female curls up, knees by her ears, ass hole pointed up in the air, and a male facing away from female, pushes his penis pointed down penetrating her vagina
Man, you ever tried the backwards Crow hop?

Crow Hopper 

A navy term used for a Woman who seeks out sexual activies and relationships from higher ranking individuals that are still Petty Officers E-4 to E-6, usually 2 or 3 ranks higher than her and usually department heads/ LPOs.
Did you hear about HN Smith? She dated her LPO at her last command and she is now screwing HM2 Jones!
REALLY? Wow! What a Crow hopper!
the act of gaining momentum by running, jumping in the air, leading with one foot in front of the other and landing with a punch on someone's jaw so great that makes the earth tilt off of it's axis. Also used in baseball when outfielders make a strong throw to an infielder.
The bitch was acting dumb so I had to crowhop on her face.
crowhop by kenny is a badass May 11, 2006
a dumb indian dance that involves lots of yelling and jumping around in a drunken state
cmon franklin bornwitatoot, lets go show them a crowhop.
crowhop by Anonymous February 18, 2003