Definitions by macstever

speed wash 

To masturbate in the shower with much soap!

I walked in on Joe and he was speed washing his jimmy

speed wash by macstever November 4, 2004

Crow Hop 

Engage in one last grudge fuck, just prior to breaking up with your bitch. Immediately following your nut bust you stand up, and hop on one foot and throw your fist down and say "You are outta here" as if being an umpire at the big game.

Bill what did you and Suzy do last night. I hit it one last time and then I crow hopped her ass out the room.

Crow Hop by macstever November 4, 2004