crotchroach

dude 1- AHHHH i got a cockroach in my pants!!!
dude 2- thats what you call a crotchroach

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Crotchroach

Eeeek! a cockroach!!
No i believe that is a female.
Oh...EEk a crotchroach.

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Lack of manscaping. When a guy's private parts resemble a porn star's mustache from the 70's.

GF 1: "How was your date last night?"

GF2: "The date was fine until I found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache"

GF!: EWWWWWWWAH

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Term used to describe sportbikes., which are street bikes derived from race-bike technology. Often used in a derogatory manner.

I'd rather own a Harley than a crotchrocket.

crotchrocket by Milo May 23, 2003

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1. (n- plural) Crabs/Pubic Lice
2. (n-pl) What Snooki haz

What'choo scratchin' fer? You got the crotchroaches 'er sumthin'?

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Holy Shit! That Bike is Fucking Awesome Dude!

prolly the one thing closest to a jetfighter that we can legally own and drive on the road!

Crotchrocket by Ice June 30, 2004

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a kickass fighting machine that can survive nuclear bombs. They are better than cockroaches

Ian is NOT a coachroach...

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