crotchstache

Lack of manscaping. When a guy's private parts resemble a porn star's mustache from the 70's.

GF 1: "How was your date last night?"

GF2: "The date was fine until I found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache"

GF!: EWWWWWWWAH

by jazzydiva August 3, 2011