crotchroach

a convenient name for a cockroach in your pants.

dude 1- AHHHH i got a cockroach in my pants!!!
dude 2- thats what you call a crotchroach

by JackPhil July 7, 2008

Crotchroach

The female roach.

Eeeek! a cockroach!!
No i believe that is a female.
Oh...EEk a crotchroach.

by Randomxhumor April 18, 2011

crotchstache

Lack of manscaping. When a guy's private parts resemble a porn star's mustache from the 70's.

GF 1: "How was your date last night?"

GF2: "The date was fine until I found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache"

GF!: EWWWWWWWAH

by jazzydiva August 3, 2011

crotchrocket

Term used to describe sportbikes., which are street bikes derived from race-bike technology. Often used in a derogatory manner.

I'd rather own a Harley than a crotchrocket.

by Milo May 23, 2003

Crotchroaches

1. (n- plural) Crabs/Pubic Lice
2. (n-pl) What Snooki haz

What'choo scratchin' fer? You got the crotchroaches 'er sumthin'?

by nickharteau December 30, 2010

Crotchrocket

Holy Shit! That Bike is Fucking Awesome Dude!

prolly the one thing closest to a jetfighter that we can legally own and drive on the road!

holy fucking shit, that bike is badass dude i fuckin love it

by Ice June 30, 2004

coachroach

a kickass fighting machine that can survive nuclear bombs. They are better than cockroaches

Ian is NOT a coachroach...

by coachroach June 19, 2006