coachroach

a kickass fighting machine that can survive nuclear bombs. They are better than cockroaches

Ian is NOT a coachroach...

coachroach by coachroach June 19, 2006

Dead...dead as a cacaroach 

The thing Daniel Ocampo says at the end of his tiktoks then sticks his tongue out

You ever sleep to run away from your problems? Okay, pack it up Sleeping Beauty. Got me dead...dead as a cacaroach🤪”

Dead...dead as a cacaroach by anonymous November 13, 2020

dead...dead as a cacaroach 

a phrase used by a handsome mf named daniel and his cacaroach family. usually used to end a sentence or FACT

why would i do my homework when i can sleep?
got me dead...dead as a CACAROACH

dead...dead as a cacaroach by _.michelllleee on tiktok😙 November 22, 2020

DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH 

This is how Daniel OCAMPO explains his emotions towards a certain subject it could be anything honestly it could be about the weather great best friends or anything of that sort the man will say it

“ have you heard of Daniel“
You got me dead dead as a cockroach

DEAD DEAD AS A COCKROACH by Queenzaniyah November 13, 2020

dead as a cacaroach🤪 

what @danielxocampo on tiktok says at every end of his videos

Pack it up Dora because when did we go exploring for new friends got me dead, dead as a cacaroach🤪🤪

dead as a cacaroach🤪 by INSTA:dttm.i.hate.u November 12, 2020

cockroach 

Vile little crawling, flying, swimming bastards who have come from Satan

I fuckin HATE roaches

cockroach by nbc August 19, 2004

Madagascar hissing cockroach 

An evil pest that is kept as a pet by dumbasses that looks disgusting. Cannot cause infestations in cold areas, but tropical climates can have infestations, like FL. Fortunately, those areas outlaw the import of those pests, making the stupid pet roach people upset. Created by satan himself. Feel free to break out the flamethrower when you see one

YouTuber: “Casting Cockroaches + iPhone 7 Plus in Molten Aluminum!”

Dumbasses (probably a TikTok user): “this guy deserves a painful death for killing those poor madagascar hissing cockroaches. Those things are bred to be pets and he bought them to kill them 😢”

Normal person with brain cells: “Cockroaches cannot feel pain or emotions. Kill those bastards!”

Dumbasses: “I am actually crying from that video. I have hissers as pets and I couldn’t watch as he tortured those cute hissers. My hissers can feel pain and emotions, unlike you asshole”

YouTube: “This is animal cruelty. We need to give him a guidelines strike and delete the video!”

What has society become???

Madagascar hissing cockroach by Cockroaches suck balls October 23, 2022