Definitions by HypnotoadAZ

Cafeteria Christianity 

One who picks and choose what part of the bible or religion to follow or obey based on what is convenient for themselves.

Oh, I see, you're a faithful Christian lecturing me about going to church on Sunday, yet you had an affair Susan! You can't be using Cafeteria Christianity where you pick and choose what parts of the bible to follow.

Cafeteria Christianity by HypnotoadAZ April 16, 2020

Crotchifixiation 

When tight underwear or pantyhose prevent ample airflow to the crotch region, causing a sweaty reaction along with anxiety and agitation due to warm or humid weather.

Damn bro! This Arizona summer heart is causing some serious crotchifixiation issues for me.

Crotchifixiation by HypnotoadAZ April 14, 2015

Instadrama 

drama that comes from people arguing or trolling your Instagram comment board.

Wow, Sam really causes a shit storm of instadrama when he posted a picture of his wife's cleavage.

Instadrama by HypnotoadAZ April 9, 2015

narcissistic wand 

a long pole in which narcissistic people attach a cell phone to in order to get a better picture of themselves.

I can't believe she is using her narcissistic wand again, what a bitch!

narcissistic wand by HypnotoadAZ March 16, 2015