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crotchmonkoid

-A human of Neanderthal-like mental capacity with a strong natural proclivity toward Dickdom
"Listen, you ignorant crotchmonkoid... shut the fuck up and go back to making cave-paintings of Bam-Bam fisting Pebbles before I kick you in the spine."
crotchmonkoid by Batrastard July 31, 2003

crotchmonkey 

one who engages in sexual demeanor in a multitude of times, either male or female. see also swinger.
you are an extreme crotchmonkey.
crotchmonkey by nicolaistrong September 3, 2005

crotchmonger

some one how hordes crotches, or a Gay
Connor O'Mara is such a crotchmonger.
Connor O'Mara likes it when the crotchmongers visit him.
crotchmonger by Vince H4x0r May 18, 2006

Crouchiemon

Used to describe someone/something that is so unmistakably filthy, dirty but at the same time out and out hilarious.
Often in the company of other mad creatures which tend to urinate on one another.
That guy was so crouchiemon
Crouchiemon by Tullymon January 28, 2011

Crotchmonkey 

This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.
Hey Son, tell Kelly to stop sitting on everyone's lap around here like a Crotchmonkey.
Crotchmonkey by 60 Central March 18, 2008
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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