Crotchdemon 

Offspring, child

When Sally got in the crotchdemons had covered the kitchen in peanut butter.

Crotchdemon by The Fat Welshman March 5, 2021

crotchmonkoid

-A human of Neanderthal-like mental capacity with a strong natural proclivity toward Dickdom

"Listen, you ignorant crotchmonkoid... shut the fuck up and go back to making cave-paintings of Bam-Bam fisting Pebbles before I kick you in the spine."

crotchmonkoid by Batrastard July 31, 2003

crotchmonkey 

one who engages in sexual demeanor in a multitude of times, either male or female. see also swinger.

you are an extreme crotchmonkey.

crotchmonkey by nicolaistrong September 3, 2005

crotchmonger

some one how hordes crotches, or a Gay

Connor O'Mara is such a crotchmonger.
Connor O'Mara likes it when the crotchmongers visit him.

crotchmonger by Vince H4x0r May 18, 2006

Crouchiemon

Used to describe someone/something that is so unmistakably filthy, dirty but at the same time out and out hilarious.
Often in the company of other mad creatures which tend to urinate on one another.

That guy was so crouchiemon

Crouchiemon by Tullymon January 28, 2011

Crotchmonkey 

This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.

Hey Son, tell Kelly to stop sitting on everyone's lap around here like a Crotchmonkey.

Crotchmonkey by 60 Central March 18, 2008