crotchmonger
crotchmonger by Vince H4x0r May 18, 2006
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crutchmonger
A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.
"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."
crutchmonger by Ryan September 26, 2006
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crotchmonkey
one who engages in sexual demeanor in a multitude of times, either male or female. see also swinger.
crotchmonkey by nicolaistrong September 3, 2005
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"Welcome to the national figure skating tournament, the only place women willingly throw a crotchwinger."
Crotchwinger by Alucard721.5 July 14, 2007
Crotchmonkey
This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.
Crotchmonkey by 60 Central March 18, 2008
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.