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crutchmonger 

A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.
"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."
crutchmonger by Ryan September 26, 2006
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crotchmonkey 

one who engages in sexual demeanor in a multitude of times, either male or female. see also swinger.
you are an extreme crotchmonkey.
crotchmonkey by nicolaistrong September 3, 2005

Crotchwinger 

To lift the leg, exsposing the crotch fully. Often used in figure skating and ballet.
"Welcome to the national figure skating tournament, the only place women willingly throw a crotchwinger."
Crotchwinger by Alucard721.5 July 14, 2007

Crotchmonkey 

This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.
Hey Son, tell Kelly to stop sitting on everyone's lap around here like a Crotchmonkey.
Crotchmonkey by 60 Central March 18, 2008