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crotchmonkey
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one
who engages in sexual demeanor in a multitude of times, either
male
or female. see also
swinger
.
you are
an
extreme
crotchmonkey.
crotchmonkey
by
nicolaistrong
September 3, 2005
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Scammer
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person who
works
harder
at doing nothing than
actually
doing work.
instead
of bitchin'
about it
just
do it
scammer.
Scammer
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nicolaistrong
September 3, 2005
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