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-A human of Neanderthal-like mental capacity with a strong natural proclivity toward Dickdom
"Listen, you ignorant crotchmonkoid... shut the fuck up and go back to making cave-paintings of Bam-Bam fisting Pebbles before I kick you in the spine."
by Batrastard July 31, 2003
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