crotchmonkey
one who engages in sexual demeanor in a multitude of times, either male or female. see also swinger.
crotchmonkey by nicolaistrong September 3, 2005
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Crotchmonkey
This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.
Crotchmonkey by 60 Central March 18, 2008
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Jim: Hey Bob, let's go to Chotchky's for lunch.
Bob: Sure, sounds great!
Larry: Where we going guys?
Jim: Don't be a crotch monkey, you're not invited.
Bob: Sure, sounds great!
Larry: Where we going guys?
Jim: Don't be a crotch monkey, you're not invited.
crotch monkey by Joe from Idaho April 15, 2006
chochmonkey
Someone who takes being a choch to the next level, They normally think they are hard stuff when in fact they are just a fag.
chochmonkey by MWnotachochmonkey March 1, 2010
crotchmonkoid
"Listen, you ignorant crotchmonkoid... shut the fuck up and go back to making cave-paintings of Bam-Bam fisting Pebbles before I kick you in the spine."
crotchmonkoid by Batrastard July 31, 2003
Crotch Monkey
an abnormaly large bush, which hangs out of underwear or even a pair of shorts, typically looks like the person has a baby monkey hiding in their underwear
guy one: did you see how amanda was sitting on the picnic table
guy two: how could i miss it? was she trying to show off her goods to everyone?
guy one: goods? more like BADS! that girls got a crotch monkey
guy two: oh god, dont remind me
guy one: should we get her some napalm for christmas ?
guy two: how could i miss it? was she trying to show off her goods to everyone?
guy one: goods? more like BADS! that girls got a crotch monkey
guy two: oh god, dont remind me
guy one: should we get her some napalm for christmas ?
Crotch Monkey by Flappy McSpitz February 7, 2009
Chochmonkey Guy
Chochmonkey Guy by SwaggyG420 August 18, 2016
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