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clutchbutt

The pain you feel the next day in your left buttcheek after driving for numerous hours on city streets with a manual-transmission car.
"After driving around town all day I awoke the next morning with a painful case of clutchbutt"
by Chris Gunter October 1, 2006
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Crotchbutter

The product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a penis as the plunger. Most successful after several sessions, when there is enough accumulated fluid (both penile and vaginal 'milk') to facilitate the churn action.

Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.

Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.

Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.

Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.
After several hours of creampie sessions with Samantha, Joey noticed the crotchbutter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption. As he went down to sample the delectable delight, he exclaimed, "Holy shit girl, this crotchbutter is the bomb!"
by mulva69 July 26, 2009
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clutchbus

An automobile on which only riders of supreme 'clutch' can ride on. You have to have either the balls to clutch on 1v5's, or the skill to pinpoint and domeblast a noob in the face. It is an Invite Only vehicle, and it can not be hacked.
koL: Gus, three tangos... 5 remaining and you're the only one left. Can you ride the clutchbus?
Rebel7163: GOOBI , teh uber cannon! you get a free ticket on the clutchbus... that was ill domeblasting on those T's!!!
by Gabor Mechtler January 21, 2008
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crotchbutter

The nasty material that collects in underwear after a stressful or interesting day - or days.

Can be used for revenge purposes.
"So he was there on the couch, and I laid my panties on his face - right where he'd get a big faceful of crotchbutter."

"I went out to her car with my underwear, and smeared crotchbutter all over the steering wheel. She'll be wondering what the smell is for weeks."
by Spax February 23, 2006
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Clutchbuckets

What you say when something insanely clutch happens. You could also say Clutch(fucking)buckets`
"did you see that shot?"
"yes. it was fucking clutchbuckets."
by iPRODIGY January 14, 2008
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Clutchnutter

I was bored driving down the road so I pulled a Clutchnutter
by NateDawgAK47 October 14, 2016
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Crotchbutt

When you can see the lower part of the butt from the front, beneath the crotch. Also known as "reverse ass cleavage".
I love the photo of this posing bikini model - the crotchbutt look turns me on.
by KatanaDK2 February 6, 2012
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