Crotchburn 

What you get after sliding down a broken rope swing. Hurts like a bitch, resulting in what is similar period blood. Will cause you to be the subject of ridicule for the rest of your life.

"Jumping onto that plastic kiddie ropeswing was a mistake, I slid all the way down it and landed on my ass, along with getting a major crotchburn."

Crotchburn by iamyourmommm July 24, 2009

Crotchturd 

A baby. Usually screaming at ear splitting volume in a public place, ignored by it's breeder/handler.

I wish that numb bitch would take her crotchturd outside so the rest of us can enjoy our dinner!

Crotchturd by flatpatty September 26, 2009

Crotchbutter 

The product derived from the act of using a crotch as the churn, and a penis as the plunger. Most successful after several sessions, when there is enough accumulated fluid (both penile and vaginal 'milk') to facilitate the churn action.

Commonly noticed among milk fetishists, the addition of real milk (for best results use whole milk) or cream speeds the process.

Churning the cream brings its fat globules together and causes them to clump into lumps of crotchbutter, leaving a liquid called crotch milk.

Generally an acquired taste, as it is a bit tangier than the common grocery store variety. However, some people actually enjoy the taste of properly churned crotchbutter the first time.

Also possible to make chocolate crotchbutter, and chocolate crotchmilk by repeating the process in the anus. Only the truly hardcore appreciate the taste of this 'delicacy'.

After several hours of creampie sessions with Samantha, Joey noticed the crotchbutter had achieved the perfect consistency for consumption. As he went down to sample the delectable delight, he exclaimed, "Holy shit girl, this crotchbutter is the bomb!"

Crotchbutter by mulva69 July 26, 2009

crotchbulge 

the bulge that is divulged in the crotch area by various objects (i.e. an erect penis, socks, pants, puppets, etc.)

Mackinley was so drawn to Mike's crotchbulge that she pulled down his pants, only to discover a sock puppet inside.

crotchbulge by Schnizzle July 21, 2004

Crotchcorn. 

The bit(s) of popcorn that miss your mouth as you shovel it into your face while sitting in a darkened cinema and collect in your lap.

When the lights came up after the film finishe, I was astonished to find myself quite so covered in crotchcorn.

Crotchcorn. by thependlebaby January 11, 2014

crotchbroken 

like heartbroken but when you suffer a loss of a sexual nature.

Dude, my fuckbuddy dumped me, I'm crotchbroken!!

crotchbroken by heywood12 August 3, 2007

Couchburner 

1. A destructive or ill-mannered overnight house guest.

Mike is such a couchburner. Last time he crashed at my house, he broke my coffee maker and kicked over all the cat food.

Couchburner by ahhfred June 6, 2014