crotchout

when your crotch says "hi" from wearing a very short skirt or dress!

my mom was getting out of the limo & was wearing a very short skirt....and i screamed "mom crotchout" .

by Breezy Haakenson October 27, 2011

crotchnugget

A baby; a deragatory term.
Possibly derived from the fact that babies are not very big and come from a woman's crotch.

"Some people think nothing is more important than their own fucking crotchnugget."

by gluedmfo July 20, 2009

crotchpit

The part where your leg meets your crotch and you build up a sweat line while exercising. Perhaps like an 'armpit' but for your crotch.

My crotchpit sweat is undeniable after that run. It looked like I peed.

by ISSEXY April 25, 2010

crotchular

Of or pertaining to the region USUALLY housing the genitalia of humans.

He was kicked in his crotchular region.

by Alex Bae July 12, 2005

Crotch Out

To 'Crotch Out' or 'Crotching Out' is when a female sits or slouches in an unladylike fashion (often for comfort reasons), with her legs akimbo and her crotch or vagina facing outwards.

It is more frequently seen on sofas, and in the presence of close friends/other females.

It is occasionally used as a mating display.

I'm just going to crotch out on this chair.
Look at her, crotching out over there.

by j jizzle ma nizzle February 6, 2012

Crotcheted

Becoming angry over something most people would ignore.

Getting unusually angry over something stupid.

That dude became crotcheted over a hair color he didn’t like.

One might ask what set his crotch ablaze or put his panties in a bunch but I much prefer asking what got him crotcheted.

by SpitFire4Truth September 18, 2020

Kenosha Crotchcopter

A male who lowers their drawers and proceeds to rotate his hips in order to project & swing his member in a motion that resembles that of a ferris wheel or helicopter. This is often done from an open window on public transportation or a trolley.

Look! That guy just went by in the trolley & Kenosha crotchcoptered us all!

by Wifan85 December 27, 2016