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A training regimen which parodies CrossFit: the slogan "Forging Elite Fitness" is replaced with "Forging Elite Fatness." The regimen itself is superfluous calorie intake in single sittings for the sake of hedonism. Macro nutrients and dietary protocols are collectively disregarded; instead, the only measurable and competitive component is simply total amount consumed.
Person A: Bro, I heard you wrapped up another CrossFat the other night, how'd ya do it?

Person B: Brew, I slammed 'er back with straight up Chicken McNuggets. I downed a total of 79 in one go!
CrossFat by Sourcream Flex February 25, 2013

Crossaphobia 

A phobia that can be determined if you suffer any of the following symptoms:

A)Intense anguish concerning essays to be done for your English teacher

B) Having the ability to sense when essays are going to be assigned and developing panic and/or gloom

C) Developing a Cross consciousness in which any program/movie/book you watch is constantly interrupted by a little voice that has a slight accent telling you to pay attention to a certain thing or telling you to view it in a critical/feminist/Marxist/archetypal lens

D)The sense that your English teacher is going to pop out of no where unless you see the world through a marxist/feminist lens or any other critical modern lens

E) After taking a certain class you can never view literature or media the same way ever again or questioning every little thing because critical lens have been drilled into you brain

F) spazzing about the littlest things that remind you of English class or your english teacher
I just know we are going to have an essay about this movie when we finish watching it, my crossaphobia is kicking in.

I can't watch this movie, my crossaphobia won't let me get over how badly females are portrayed in this movie.
Crossaphobia by NVchococat April 29, 2012

crosspital 

Slang for cross-faded
Place you go to get cross-faded
It’s been a long week, I think I’m going to need to take a trip to the crosspital on Saturday to let loose.

Didn’t you rip the pen earlier? Are you sure you want a drink?
Welp I guess I’m taking a quick trip to the crosspital!
crosspital by Adulting July 15, 2020

crosshatch 

A form of shading in ink or pencil drawing\sketches, where one creates shadow or the suggestion of colour by drawing lines diagonally in one direction, and then cross-hatching them with similar diagonal lines passing in the other direction.

The more lines you do the darker the shading becomes.

Of course, I just clicked this link off the home page. It could have a whole other slang meaning I don't know.
crosshatch by Richter October 12, 2003

crosspatch 

Someone who is at odds with everyone else.
Chris is such a crosspatch, he doesn't agree with anyone.
crosspatch by mobab December 27, 2006

crossgates 

A mall in Guilderland, New York, a few minutes away from Albany. It's a pretty big mall, with lots of stores (around 250). It has an 18 screen movie theater, a large food court, and two decent arcades. There used the be a HUUUUUGGGGEEEEAAA (like, Fuccillo huge) DDR scene at Crossgates, but it started to die at the end of 2004. They have two DDR SuperNOVA machines, one in Cyberstation in the food court, and one in the movie theater. They also have a crap-o-cab In The Groove 2 machine in Cyberstation. Man, I wish the DDR scene wasn't dead.
Crossgates is a mall, DAMMIT!
crossgates by Blahb August 19, 2007